There was this dude “Michael” who swallowed a pie…
I don’t know why he ate a whole pie…
Perhaps he’ll die.
Yeah I did it. I ate a whole pie. I bought it. I brought it home. I found myself a fork and I ate the pie. It was delicious, nutritious (It had bananas in it) and went down smooth. Sure it made me a little sick but nothing worth doing is easy right?
Go ye people who read my blog! Eat yourselves a pie! You won’t regret it! (Ok that’s a lie. You will regret it, but you won’t have that pesky pie laying around your house taking up space anymore! That’s worth something right?)
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